Goldfish Facts 1st February 2005
- The longest living captive goldfish, was won at a fairground in 1956 and passed peacefully to the next life in his tank in 1999, aged 43. His name was Tish. If you are wondering how a goldfish may have a less than peaceful death, I shall tell you a story about that later.
- A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. I don’t know why. In fact I can’t back this up at all but I read it somewhere on-line so it has at least a 28% chance of being correct when c = x (y - л²), at least according to my calculations.
- The most common name for goldfish is Jaws. Goldfish are renowned for their astute appreciation of irony, despite having very little intelligence and a famously poor memory. They don't remember the jokes, but by golly, they do have a great sense of humour.
Black moors are the ones that are the same size and shape as your common-or-garden goldfish, but they are black in colour and have goggly eyes which protrude either side of their heads. My particular piscine guests are called Klutz and Schmuck. To be perfectly honest, I am not sure which is which, but following their recent move to a lovely new three foot tank it is become evident that one is male and one is female and they seem to have worked out which is which between themselves, even if I remain confused.
My dinner is almost ready, but do come again soon to read the next exciting instalment. What will happen next? Will Klutz eat the fish food? Will Schmuck pick up a stone in his or her mouth and then spit it out again? Find out tomorrow in Diary of a Goldfish!!!
I just really thought you should know I'm here and have read your first month of blogging. Since I've only recently started a blog - and this goes for before I started it too - I'm v. interested in 1st posts, and maybe clues to the catalyst that started the blogger blogging.
Conclusions so far are limited to the obvious: you have something to say.
My overwhelming thought while reading is you're so funny! And you write so very well. Is it just you, or is it the bulk of the English over there who seem to write so well? Sorry, I know that sounds jerky. But even during a visit I took 10 years ago - to Ireland, which I really really do know is not England but have only spent a total of 19.5 hrs there - I felt during my trip as though we over in Canada have such comparitively teeny vocabularies. And I saw so much that was different and beautiful, and mostly what I had to say was "wow." Eyes were rolling behind my back I'm sure.
I like your blog!
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