Diary of a Goldfish

I think 2008 has been characterised by Unexpected Developments . A few of these have been negative, but most not and more importantly, the ...

The odd thing is that I really can't believe I'm only twenty-eight. I realise I haven't achieved very much - anything - with my...

This week I have fainted often, fallen down even more often, but nevertheless managed to get all my Christmas cards in the post (well, [...]...

It's coming on Christmas and I've done almost nothing. For some reason, this is making me terribly and stupidly anxious. At least ...

At the weekend, Alexander got to ride a real horse for the first time. For some reason, the pony in question had attempted to disguise its...

I am afraid I have unpopular thoughts about the Credit Crunch . Well, the crunchiness may have passed; the BBC News website renamed the cri...

Granny and I decorated this year's Christmas cake last week - well, we started last week, but I fell asleep and had to finish it off at...