Diary of a Goldfish

We had another adventure, this time to Ely. We weren't long in the town, but I bought a new notebook which is always exciting. On the tw...

I didn't leave the house for the month between Boxing Day and Friday, when we went shopping for wallpaper - an expedition only slightly ...

Now this I am chuffed with. I've never painted a portrait before and this is roughly what my mother looks like. Of course, I did cheat ...

The ability to listen to each other is the most important social and intellectual ability we can have, but it isn't always easy. Every t...

Alexander has started talking. Kind of. He's started pointing at things and uttering monosyllabic nouns (not just any nouns though; roug...

Queer is one of my favouritest words in the English language - favouritest being another word I like, although that's not strictly spe...

So I'm reading through one of the most difficult passages in my book, a moment full of sexual tension and intrigue. Unfortunately, I rea...