Diary of a Goldfish

We had a lovely day on Monday. Rather worse for wear now, but it was well worth it. We had a little do for Alexander's first birthday in...

Today is the eleventh anniversary of the day I tragically succumbed to the Dreaded Lurgy. Last year, you may remember, I doodled . I missed ...

Life has been full amid this fuzz. I won't say sorry for my spell of absence, but I do hope nobody was anxious that I was either very s...

I've been kind of dazed and disconnected. Sleeping lots and lots. I've also been having internetty trouble so I'm kind of behind...

Yesterday afternoon, while I was very tired and nauseous, I noticed an object on the floor beside the sofa. It was about two and a half inch...

A very busy few days, thus I am in the process of catch-up. Yesterday was my Granny's birthday and we had a surprise party for her (such...

I've been feeling kind of guilty about the number of hits I get from goldfish-related search phrases put into Google. Usually, these are...