Diary of a Goldfish

It's Friday today. I thought perhaps I'd let you know because until half an hour ago - which would be half eight in the evening - I ...

I guess it's some comfort that, if I had any pretensions whatsoever, this stuff would not appear. Anywhere. But I am free of all pretens...

It was something [...] said about Bryan Ferry. A few months ago, Bryan Ferry was in the news , praising the aesthetic of the Nazi party. Wha...

We spent much of Sunday with Alexander and my folks, which was nice. He wanted another nine re-reads, in groups of three, of That's not ...

Yesterday I saw Alexander, who demonstrated his ability to stay on his feet longer than I can, if you hold his hand. Fortunately I can still...

All this swearing has got me thinking about bad words, and I should warn you I'm about to use pretty much all of them. I can’t be doing...

You know when you have a few good days and you begin to wonder whether the bad days could have possibly been as bad you imagined they were a...