Diary of a Goldfish

My brain has been turned off today. It seems to be coming round now but I’m not going to push it. I hate no brain days. Hate ’em, hate ’em, ...

Today is Jeff’s Funeral. I’m not going. I did think some more about it and I’m not not going merely to avoid inconveniencing [...]. He’s bei...

As I have mentioned before on here, my sister Rosie and her ginger-topped sidekick are getting married in August. It is going to be the Wedd...

Three odd websites I have found for the first time this week. Nobody click on any of these if you think you are likely to be offended. Alien...

The Solstice Sunset, Whitby 2005 This picture is actually one that my friend Pete took. He was able to walk across the road to the edge of t...

by The Goldfish (after Caroline Cardus) Caroline Cardus is simply the greatest living disabled artist. You can have a look at some of her wo...

Jeff Muse drowned in Whitby harbour last night. He was a really nice friendly chap, early thirties. Byronesque looks, you know, very romanti...