Diary of a Goldfish

Audio for this blog post is here: If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element I grew up...

Today is my thirty sixth birthday. A chaotic December meant I didn't do this last year, but I thought I should try to review this year...

[Content note: This post has a lot about status-anxiety and thus issues of self-esteem and the judgement of others. Passing reference to die...

Content Note: Discussion of depression, mention of suicidal thoughts. Mr Goldfish has provided audio for this post: If you cannot see ...

When they announced that there was finally going to be a referendum on the UK's membership of the EU, I thought, "Well, that's...

Content Note: Refers to domestic abuse, disablist abuse, some mild swearing. I decided to provide audio for this in order to avoid the iron...