Style Tip #387

You may be feeling a bit low about your appearance, the fact you are living in nightclothes and how the act of bathing and washing your hair is using up all your energy. When a bald man, who thinks that European culture reached its aesthetic peak in the mid-eighties offers to cut your hair, the words, “Do what you like, I’m not vain.” may spring to mind. But really girls, don’t be tempted. Learn from my mistake. Afterwards AJ said, “I don’t know why I’m no good cutting hair. I mean, I am good at everything else. Wait until it grows a bit and I’ll try again.” But really, I can’t bring myself to care. AJ and the postmen are the only people who ever set eyes on me. And it is overall shorter so it did dry much more quickly after I washed it, which is frankly the main thing. Is that sad? Am I perhaps too young to rate practicality in my hairstyle above everything else? Well, it is practical, but it is also very different. I have honestly never seen anyone with a hairstyle resembling this. And it kind of works with the whole zombie chic look I am currently working on. I am sure Trinny and Susannah would not approve.